She: "We love flowers, but I think I've brainwashed you over the years."
He: "How so?"
She: "I'm not complaining, but you seem very proud of your color choices and picking out the flowers. I'm not sure they're for me anymore!"
He: "Well, I do seem to have a knack for picking out bold color combinations and flowers that last more than a day. Many florists are men you know?"
He: "I only start to cringe when you cut long-stem flowers down to 6"."
She: "I like small bouquets, and once you give them to me they're mine, so there."
He: "Just kidding, your arrangements always look nice + they don't block the tv."
Photo Credit : Cindy, and what a mess she made